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 Welcome!  

You've discovered ToddTrumpet.com!

Now what?

Well, you can:

- Read about the Books I have for sale.
- Quench your bold curiosity with my Read-A-Script series.

- Seek tidings of Comfort and Joy in the single most difficult thing I ever wrote.
- Chortle as I conduct one of those annoying Q&A sessions with myself (see F.A.Q.).
- Marvel at the amusing arrogance of my resume (see "All About Todd").

And, finally, of course:

- Feel superior to every pixel of this suspiciously Homemade Website.

Enjoy!





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