F.A.Q. |
What's your name?
Todd.
Your full name? What are
you, an attorney?
Would the bench please direct the witness to answer the--? Todd
William Langen. Sheesh!
Then why are your books written by somebody named "Will Todd"? It
ties in with a premise of playing
around with The Truth in my first book.
The
easiest way
for you to understand is to read the book.
This has the additional advantage of being the most
profitable way for
me.
Why didn't you just use "www.toddlangen.com" for your web address like other authors? The
domain had already been registered by Superman.
Is that a joke? Apparently
not.
Your honor... I
thought "toddtrumpet.com" would be easier to remember than
"toddlangen.com".
And
I don't want to be like "other authors".
So what's the purpose of this website? To
sell eBooks.
You mean like "other authors"? You
got me there. *coughdick*
Then what's "Read-A-Script"? I started my
writing career as a screenwriter, which means I have a lot
of stories in screenplay form. I've converted some
of these into "eScripts" and priced them accordingly - $2.99
for about 2 hours of entertainment, the same price as my eBooks, which
seems fair to me.
Then why is "The Telling Of My Marching Band Story" priced at $4.99? It
includes both a book adaptation (the main course) AND the
screenplay (as a bonus) - which is just the opposite of the way
things usually go in Hollywood. Which pleases me
enormously.
Did you really write "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"? Yes.
Did you really write "The Wonder Years"? Yes.
Will you read my script? Bailiff...!
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