You've discovered ToddTrumpet.com!
Well, you can:
- Read about the Books I have for sale.
- Quench your bold curiosity with my Read-A-Script series.
- Seek tidings of Comfort and Joy in the single most difficult thing I ever wrote.
- Chortle as I conduct one of those annoying Q&A sessions with myself (see F.A.Q.).
- Marvel at the amusing arrogance of my resume (see "All About Todd").
And, finally, of course:
- Feel superior to every pixel of this suspiciously Homemade Website.